Thanksgiving 2024 is here, bringing delicious feasts, family gatherings, and of course, endless humor about all the chaos and joy of the holiday. As the fall season approaches, we all think about cozy sweaters, hot drinks, outdoor activities like apple picking, and the anticipation of the holiday season.

Even though we still have some time until fall officially begins, it’s hard not to get excited for Thanksgiving! While the holidays are all about gratitude and spending time with family, there’s also plenty of room for light-hearted fun. That’s why we’ve put together a list of the best Thanksgiving jokes for kids to share at the dinner table!

Funny thanksgiving jokes and memes to share

1. Why did the turkey join a band? – Because it had drumsticks!
2. What sound does a turkey’s phone make? – Wings, wings!
3. What did one turkey say to another? – “Stop being such a chicken!”
4. How do you keep a turkey in suspense? – I’ll tell you after Thanksgiving!
5. What did the sweet potato say to the other sweet potato? – I’m so happy to see you!
6. What do you call a turkey without feathers? – A turkey ready to cook!
7. Why do turkeys never talk to strangers on Thanksgiving? – They’re too full to chat!
8. Why did Mom’s turkey seasoning taste a little different last year? She had run out of thyme.
9. What did Dad say when he was asked to pray for mercy? “Grace.”
10. What is the official Thanksgiving dance called? The turkey trot.
11. What do you have in common with a teddy bear on Thanksgiving? You will both be filled with stuffing.
12. What was the turkey suspected of doing? Fowl game.
13. What did the pilgrim wear to dinner? A (crop) vest.
14. What song should you listen to on Thanksgiving? “Everything about this Baste.”
15. How can you unlock the greatest Thanksgiving experience ever? By making sure to bring the turkey.
16. With coronavirus potentially a concern this year, the question is, which side dish is likely to be the most popular? Masked potatoes.
17. What type of atmosphere is appropriate for a family dinner? gratitude
18. How do turkeys like to stay in shape? By heading to the gym for a leg training day!
19. What did the turkey say when he was invited to a dinner party? “I’m already full, but thanks!”
20. What do you call a turkey with a crown? A king of the festival!
21. What did the Pilgrim wear to Thanksgiving dinner? A “pilgrim” suit!
22. What Thanksgiving treat is most popular at the kids’ table? Crayon Berry Sauce.
23. What can you expect at the end of Thanksgiving? The letter “g.”
24. What do you get when you drop a pumpkin? A pumpkin!
25. Why are potatoes great detectives? Because they have “eyes” everywhere!

Happy Thanksgiving!

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