Listen, I’ve read every single blog comment, and the last time I posted a Lily Phillips blog, not only was it once again one of the top blogs of the year in terms of page views, but every single comment begged for more Lily content. Twist my arm!

In case you’re behind on the Lily Phillips story, it’s basically an OnlyFans creator who has gone mega viral lately, firstly because of her stunt of sleeping with 100 men in 24 hours, but also because of her upcoming Magnum plant where she sleeps with 1,000 men in a day That’s scheduled for January 2025 and registrations are apparently open if you want to put your hat in the ring:

In this blog I wrote that I have a problem, and that is that I can’t stop writing about her as long as she brings home the bacon in a daze. Anyway, because everyone is asking her about it, she just released a 47-minute documentary about the entire day of her first venture. I’m no mathematician, but if that means we get a nearly eight-hour documentary about 1,000 Men’s Day, then shop it to some streaming providers.

A good blogger would go through the entire 47 minute documentary, so I did that so you don’t have to. Or support independent video journalists and watch the video anyway.

If you’re thinking about applying for something like this, just look at how many applicants Lily gets every second:

Or the guy who put his hat in the ring and said he would gladly lose his virginity for the chance to star in a video that would be viewed by millions of people without having the acting chops:

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Shortly after, Lily says to all the haters and doubters: If you look down on what she does, you have to remember that it’s her imagination too. I guess I can’t disagree with that.

We get a glimpse of the entire operation, including a security guard at the door who I assume are just angry girlfriends whose husbands told them they were going out for a few beers with the guys:

The most shocking thing about this entire operation is that it’s taking place at a short-term Airbnb rental. Imagine watching your rental home on a YouTube documentary as hundreds of men walk through the door for their chance at love?

Furthermore, for her, work is equivalent to her regular professional job: she wakes up at 5 a.m. and hits the road Office bedroom, takes a lunch break at 2 p.m. and showers several times throughout the day. One man was interviewed after this experience and said, “It wasn’t something I would normally do, but I saw it and thought it might as well.” Good point there:

It’s not lost on me that there’s a quote from Lily saying she’d do it for free as a thumbnail of this YouTube documentary that you have to watch every time I link a timestamp. And maybe she would, but millions of dollars at the end of a LONG work day is probably extra motivation.

Like every other Lily Phillips blog I write about here, I’ve gotten to the point where 600 words is too many and I have to spend the rest of my day touching grass and looking at the sun. See you in January for 8 Hour World Record Day.