A funny fan’s conspiracy theory has now come true. The cat is completely out of the bag here. Toyota finally got wind of “Toyotathon Jordan Love” and teamed up with the Packers star QB. Love is getting a new car and probably a good chunk of cash just because a fan noticed he was playing his best football during Toyota’s Christmas deal window. Must. Be. Pretty.

And for the rest, the statistics do not hesitate to support the theory.

Love really has been so good lately. The Packers offense has hit the nitrous and is struggling against the opposing defense. Sometimes it seems so easy, with the O-line protecting Love, Jacobs running around angry and wild, and a bevy of weapons causing all sorts of problems for the secondary. Reed, Doubs, Watson, Kraft and Wicks are a lot to handle, especially when Love has time to let them open up. LaFleur is like a kid in a candy store designing these pieces.

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Now I have two concerns. 1) If Toyotathon goes that mainstream and the TikTok/Reddit threads go mainstream, that could easily mess with the juju and throw this shit out of whack. Did we just ruin a great thing? Will Love be thinking about Toyotathon tonight when he drops back to pass? Aside from hopefully securing a spot in the playoffs tonight, I need Love and Jacobs to do their thing if I want to reach the Barstool Office Fantasy title game. I’m sure this interests you all. 2) Toyotathon ends at the beginning of January. We need to extend this shit. I hope that by agreeing to partner with them, Love came to the realization that this deal would go all the way to the Super Bowl. His fiancée Ronika basically admitted that love is only good during this time of celebration. She was there when the deal with the devil was made.

Listen to Ronika and extend the Toyotathon.

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