comedian and four-time Saturday Night Live Guest host Chris Rock addressed several current events in his monologue and at one point previewed how the next Trump administration will carry out deportations with the help of MAGA supporter Elon Musk.

However, Rock initially disagreed with complaints that Trump was “unworthy” during his time in office.

“Dude. It’s this United Statesjoked Rock, making his first SNL Appearance since the Season 46 finale in May 2021. “We’ve had a few Presidents in the United States. Come on, man. It’s not the most dignified job in the world. We’ve had presidents show up to inaugurations with pregnant slaves, okay? And I’m just talking about Bill Clinton.”

“I mean, you know what country we live in. You know the history of this country. Do you know how many rapists are in my wallet right now? A cup of coffee costs seven rapists in America!” he continued. “Trump will reduce it to three.”

As for Trump’s plans for mass deportations, Rock joked that the possible release of the Menendez brothers may come at a bad time.

“Just in time to get deported,” he joked.

“Trump doesn’t play, man. That’s right. This time it’s completely different. He works with the number one African American in the world, the richest African American in the world: Elon Musk,” he continued.
“Nobody knows how to get rid of people so well.”

“Oh, he’s serious. Trump doesn’t play. He has Elon. “They’re going to put them in a rocket ship – let’s call it ‘SpaceMex,'” Rock joked, referring to Musk’s company SpaceX.

On the subject of immigration, Rock also noted how MLB outfielder Juan Soto signed one of the most lucrative contracts in baseball history this week when he agreed to join the New York Mets.

“You know, there would be a lot fewer immigrants coming to America if they stopped paying them $700 million to play baseball,” he joked. “(Mets owner) Steve Cohen bought a Dominican for $700 million. You used to be able to get a whole bushel for it!”

Other topics Rock addressed included the sitting president and his pardon of his son Hunter for tax and gun crimes.

“I gotta give it to Joe, man,” Rock said. “He doesn’t move as fast as he used to. He doesn’t talk as fast as he used to, you know – but the middle finger still works!”