Listen, I didn’t even know who Marisa Tomei was until I saw this video with over 60 million views on Twitter and did my research. Sue me, I haven’t seen My Cousin Vinny, Spider Man: No Way Home, or The Wrestler. I’m not a movie fan, but I appreciate greatness when I see it, and that’s what it seems we have here with Marisa Tomei. I’m ready to crown her a timeless wonder with this one-minute video:

This feels like a Nicky Smokes IQ question, but can women actually beat Father Time or are they just defeating Mother Nature? I don’t know the answer to that, but it looks like I still have a lot of research to do regarding Ms. Tomei. Some people on Twitter are speculating about her secret that she was never married or had children:

Tomei has often said that she does not believe in marriage or children and has been quoted as saying

“I’m not a big fan of marriage as an institution and I don’t know why women need to have children to be seen as complete people.”

Or is her secret Aaron Rodgers Ayahuasca and drinking from the fountain of youth? Talk about aging like a fine wine. I’ve never been able to find another blog about her on this site, so perhaps it’s time to stake my claim as the #1 Marisa Tomei blogger on this side of the internet. All I could find were smokeshow blogs from Eddie and Malcolm Smutler about other Instagram models named Marisa, so my journey begins today.

PS She knows about good pizza:

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