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If you thought the legend of the rent was too harsh, then get a load of this. Two of the child actors from Rock school, perhaps the greatest cinematic achievement of the 21st century, are married after several years of dating. According to New York Just, Angelo Massagli and Caitlin Hale — aka Frankie, the security guard, and Marta, the singer in Mr. Schneebly’s substitute class — tied the knot on Jan. 4, which served as a reunion with several of their Horace Green classmates. The couple have both left the acting industry, They reunited as adults when they discovered living in close proximity to each other and pursuing new careers. The rest is history. “I knew it very early on,” Hale said Just about their relationship. “I actually said to one of my close friends, I remember being in an Uber on the way to Miami one weekend and we were going out and I thought, ‘I think I’m going to marry this guy.'” Jack Black was able to do so because of not attending the wedding due to professional commitments. Hale said he was “so kind and generous with his words and definitely thought them privately.” What was Spider’s excuse?