I’m tired of worrying about how this traveling Irish golf mafia thinks or why they do what they do. I couldn’t possibly identify less with a group of people. It would take a disaster of epic proportions to cause any kind of scene in a restaurant. I’m so pathetically unconfrontational that if a waiter brought me the completely wrong meal, I’d probably just smile, say thank you, make the most of the dish he gave me, and tip 25%. It goes without saying that I cannot imagine being approached by a man for any reason in a public restaurant, a family restaurant where mothers have their babies in carriers, and my immediate reaction is to tell him to throw your hands. Not to mention a guy who looks like Biz.

The most impressive thing Biz managed to do was get this group of assholes out of the restaurant in no time. It took about three seconds for Biz to approach the boys and bring the entire group onto the street. He immediately took the problem out of the restaurant’s hands and put it into his own hands. And kudos to the nice guest who calmly kept the door open so everyone could evacuate the restaurant as quickly as possible. Looking at the video, you would think that he has to deal with situations like this several times a week. As cool, calm and chivalrous as can be.

Very nice of Fox 10 News to respect Biz’s privacy too. Blurring your whole head like Barstool Sports hasn’t exactly managed a full-blown “Paul Bissonnette got the shit out of some assholes” media week. A media week that was well deserved. Biz deserves every praise. The “Scottsdale Six” (kind of sucks that we gave them a cool name) deserve all the shame and humiliation. But Biz’s privacy protection went out the window when Biz immediately called into his podcast to explain the situation in detail.

As long as these losers are somehow allowed to continue walking the streets, we will surely continue to see random security footage showing members of this Terrible Six wreaking havoc in family restaurants and clubhouses across the country. Probably all over the world. Keep your eyes peeled, people. Unfortunately, Biz may not always be there to quickly remove them from your place of business.

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