SNL’s Colin Jost and Michael Che exchange wildly inappropriate jokes as Scarlett Johansson looks on

SNL’s Colin Jost and Michael Che exchange wildly inappropriate jokes as Scarlett Johansson looks on

SNL’s Weekend Update hosts Colin Jost and Michael Che conducted their annual prank exchange this week – and Jost had a very interested party in the audience watching.

Jost and Che close every year by writing terribly offensive jokes to read to each other unseen on air, and this year Jost (as dictated by Che) kicked things off by announcing that he would write all of his jokes ” in a black voice so I wouldn’t get in trouble.” He then had to read jokes about his wife Scarlett Johansson… with Johansson watching live backstage. (She made a cameo appearance earlier in the episode to celebrate the addition of Martin Short to the series SNL Five Timers Club.)

Johansson visibly braced himself as Jost began his joke by dedicating it to “my darling, Scarlett Johannson.” He noted that she had just celebrated her 40th birthday, “which means I’m about to get out of there!” He then added, “We just had a child together and you haven’t seen any pictures of him yet… because damn is black!” Jost later reported that Costco was giving up its roast beef sandwich, adding that he “has been eating roast beef every night since my wife had the baby.” He apologized to Johansson and said, “You know I don’t go downtown… That’s gay as hell!”

Che didn’t get away unscathed: he celebrated Moana 2′It was a huge box office success because “as me and my good friend Jeffrey Epstein always said, there’s nothing like an island adventure with a teenage girl.” He also stood up for struggling music mogul Diddy, telling him, “We are bad boys for life” and promised, “I’ll say the same thing I always said at your parties: I’ll help you get away.”

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