The Pop-Tarts Bowl was so much fun last year. Scary? Yes, of couse. That can be said with justification. The Pop Tart mascot is body horror at its best. Something like that shouldn’t be walking around with arms and legs. It shouldn’t be edible either. All right, guys. They really ate up the Pop-Tart mascot. That’s wild.

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But I digress. Actually, I came here this morning to complain. Especially about the new flavor being added to the bowl game.

The bowl will be a little different this year. There are three Now Pop-Tarts instead of one. We already knew the first two flavors: Wild Berry and Hot Fudge Sundae. They’re rough enough as they are. The classic strawberry would have been a far better choice, but whatever. It’s okay.

There was still room for one more flavor. Instead of making a choice, the Pop-Tarts Bowl opted to revive one that will absolutely make your stomach churn after you eat it: cinnamon roll.

Guys, I can’t hide my disgust here.

I know this is probably a hot option. There are people (heathens!) who like cinnamon roll pop tarts. I’m sorry, but these people have lost their minds. This is not a good Pop-Tart. The only reason one might think this way is nostalgia.

However, that doesn’t work here. There isn’t enough nostalgia in the world. The warmth and fuzziness doesn’t exist here. Just disgusting. Disgust at the lack of strawberry flavor in this selection.

It’s unfortunate. Someone has to eat these monstrosities. Luckily it won’t be any of us. But I feel sorry for the players who have to submit to this.

You deserve better.