Tensions are currently high in Washington DC over this stupid spending bill.

Don’t ask me why now. I literally have no idea. Not even a tiny one. With the gun to my head, I can’t tell you anything. I had to search “expense accounting” on Google to make sure that was the correct lingo.

I don’t know how it works, why we need it, who it benefits, etc. I’m assuming the Libs are up to something nefarious, because that’s how they work, but different? It’s not my wheelhouse.

My wheelhouse, however, is insane-looking Democratic congressmen rocking the internet on an otherwise slow Friday morning.

So if someone named Rosa DeLauro goes on a rant for 90 seconds about the Republicans and “President Musk,” and she looks like this The I just have no choice but to blog about it:

What’s up? I don’t know, but Rosa is angry

Great. Simply incredible. He’s right – I can’t believe she exists either. But then I realized she was from insanely liberal Connecticut, and it started to make a little more sense.

Boy, she’s pissed. Damn, everyone’s mad right now. Everyone is freaking out, pointing fingers and saying how terrible the Big Rs are when they shut down the government.

You know what? I would love to see the government shut down. That sounds great. Why should anyone complain about this? The government sucks. They really are the worst. I want them out of the way as quickly as possible. Two weeks without Big Brother getting involved in everything? Sign me up!

(Again, no idea how it works. None)

Anyway, back to crazy pink here…

She’s following the Democrats’ latest memo down to the smallest detail. Oh, what’s the memo you ask? It’s obvious, isn’t it? They are trying to trick Donald Trump into doing/saying something stupid by calling Elon the President.

They want to split the Trump/Musk alliance before it truly collapses, and they’re doing that by creating this false competition between the two.

If I know Trump, it will probably work. I’ve seen this movie before. But maybe he’s different now? I have no idea, but I can’t wait to see how it all turns out.

OK, let’s head to the comments section to see how everyone feels about Rosa on the way out.

Happy Friday!