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Spoilers for the third season of The Traitors (USA) in advance. Consider yourself warned!

Guys, hold on to your Tam of Shanters. Things get a little bumpy in the third episode of The traitors. It’s expected that there will be plenty of drama, finger-pointing, dirty looks, hissing, crying, etc. when reality TV stars get together. Theatrics and deviousness are honestly her strengths. But, holy cow, it’s the claws out of this season. Dylan Efron in his little cream cable knit sweater (it doesn’t quite match Billy Crystal’s knit sweater). When Harry met Sally …, the epitome of all comfortable outerwear, but we’ll take it), threw daggers from across the round table at Bob the drag queen and Boston Rob, who I assume is sleeping and showering in his baseball cap referred to as a “sale”. from someone in his own franchise. Meow! Don’t worry, Tom Sandoval still glares at anyone with eyes, although in this episode he decided he’d been giving too many people dirty looks and turned his attention to a rubber ducky in the bathtub.

This episode was messy in every way. Yes, the castmates threw each other under the bus at every opportunity, but they also paraded around a muddy funhouse in their designer goodies. I was particularly worried that Bob Harper and his, once again, head-to-toe Thom Browne look would be sullied (I was beginning to think that this man has are under contract with the fashion house; However, a brand source told me that not only does the label not have official brand ambassadors, but that Bob H. is actually simply a “long-time friend of the brand who (the brand) is thrilled to see him in the new season.” traitor.”) After digging through the dirt, all of the cast members were completely covered in glitter (which, by the way, is apparently a very secretive product in the making) and traced it back into the mansion, meaning they had glitter all over their faces Table of banishment sat glittering plastic on their faces and hair. Alan, you will find glitter in the cracks of this castle for millennia to come.

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If I were a clueless performer like Robyn, I would categorize my competitors here based on their outfits alone.

Very treacherous: Bob the Drag Queen, I hate to say it, but we need to tone it down! Your outfits are to fabulous. Your pink blazers, your draped patterned scarves – that’s what they are to magical. Too conspicuous. You already are To The radar, sweetie. It might be time to fly a little under it now.

Treacherous: Carolyn Wiger came dressed for clowning in her argyle tights (bordering on harlequin, okay). What does she know that we don’t?! And, girls, we can’t snoop around in high-heeled, thigh-high boots like that. Think of Sneex next time 🙂

Faithful: Let’s talk about former ones Bachelorette Gabby Windey (also known as one of the Bambi girls, as they are often called because of their doe eyes). Almost every outfit she’s worn makes me think to myself: Okay, I would look so cute in this at the grocery store! And that thought is Only distracting enough to eliminate my suspicions.

Very loyal: Sam Asghari in his Clark Kent cosplay with that unique curl on his forehead. Okay, innocent and incompetent queen!

Boston Rob, Wes and Derrick.
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Time for one dishonorable Mention: The three new additions this season (Boston Rob, Wes and Derrick). I’m sorry, you all need to try a little harder and shake it up a bit! Your outfits fade so far into the background, so inactive, that I almost suspect your passivity. But Boston Rob, I commend you for your commitment to a look.

Editor’s note: We’re going to talk about the edgiest episodes of this season, so come back for more. And as far as photos go, we’ll give you as many pictures as Daddy NBC gives us. We will strive for more in the coming weeks.