World destruction: Dua Lipa is engaged to Callum Turner

I am fully aware that this is my second engagement blog of the day. Sorry, I couldn’t resist the Katie Boulter beat. Hands up.

Why should we care about these people’s lives? What impact does it have on us? Why don’t we try to brainstorm ideas on how we can better serve society and build a better world? In short, the answer is that these people are extremely attractive. When Dua Lipa is officially taken off the market, it’s world news. Why? Enough with the questions, but what ultimately comes down to this is that she is one of the most sexist people on the planet, if not number one.

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Dante and Karim are off the grid at the moment, so it’s up to me to crash the servers. Consider it a Christmas present from me to you. Hopefully in the not too distant future you will have a better designed website/app to view everything. We’ve been working on this for some time. All your complaints? We are aware of this and are fixing the whole thing. It just takes some time. Let’s celebrate Dua Lipa in the present while coping with the devastation this news brings. Callum Turner? WHO? They haven’t even been together a whole year yet. Light up. If you have a moment, pray for Meek Phil during these difficult times.